C.P.O. Sharkey

Goodbye Dolly

30 min

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

Skolnick in Love

30 min

The shy Skolnick begins a whirlwind romance with a cocktail waitress, raising questions from those around him.

Mignone's Mutiny

30 min

When Sharkey learns one of his recruits is using a hair dryer he confiscates it. But he learns that the men are upset and want the hair dryer returned.

Kowalski, the Somnamulist

30 min

Kowalski's sleepwalking leaves his facing a discharge, but Sharkey may be the one to blame.

Sunday in Tijuana

30 min

A trip to the Tijuana bullfights sees the recruits being thrown in jail, as well as the officers coming to retrieve them.

Rodriguez and His Mamacita

30 min

The recruits try to hide Rodriguez's girlfriend after she unexpectedly shows up amid a crackdown on hookers sneaking onto the base.

Sharkey Boogies on Down

30 min

It's Sharkey's birthday and is disappointed that he only gets gag gifts. Sharkey is persuaded to head to the local disco to cheer up and finds himself popular on the dance floor.

Sharkey Finds Peace and Quiet

30 min

After continual interruptions, Sharkey gets an apartment off base.

Sharkey the Marriage Counselor

30 min

Recruit Plunkett has been in a foul mood after since his marriage ended and it's affecting morale. Sharkey decides the antidote is to arrange double dates for himself and Plunkett which leads to troubles.