Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

Everyone Dies Renovating

48 min

Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

48 min

Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

48 min

Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle

48 min

Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

Everyone Dies in the Bay

48 min

Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball

48 min

Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

Everyone Dies as a Surprise

48 min

Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish

48 min

Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

Everyone Dies. Again.

48 min

Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)